perspirrational 

The manner in which someone behaves after coming into a warm room from being exerted outside in the cold.

It is NOT eleventy-billion degrees in here! You were just outside shoveling snow. Don't you dare open any windows! Stop being so perspirrational!!

perspirrational by Crazy Schnauzer February 2, 2015

no perspiration 

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".

{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
[Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!

no perspiration by Telephony March 12, 2022

Premature Perspiration 

When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....

Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...

Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?

Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.

Premature Perspiration by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011

Poultry Perspiration 

A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.

Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.

Poultry Perspiration by gschad August 2, 2011

Perspiration fibrosis 

Exessive sweating, especially from one's hands.

Mort wiped his hands on the desk and left a puddle of sweat behind, leaving him diagnoses with perspiration fibrosis.

Perspiration fibrosis by Studular January 26, 2023

Church Perspiration

Working so hard at an internship at a church that you start to persipre.

I had a lot of church perspiration today because I worked really hard at my internship

Church Perspiration by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011

Prespiration 

The act of an obesse man having sex with a skinny girl causing massive sweat revealing her hidden mustache when light is shone upon it.

There was some serious prespiration going on with that girl last night.

Prespiration by The fat guy that had sex September 2, 2009