Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

Personal Joint

A joint that is rolled by yourself and smoked by yourself.

A term that originates from the maritimes.

- "Roll me a PJ and lets jam it up!"

- "Woo, that Personal J really screwed me up."

- "Let's each smoke a personal joint and listen to some tunes."

Personal Joint by Chinois October 2, 2007

Personal Jesus 

1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.

2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares

1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song

2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer

Personal Jesus by Gamblor October 23, 2004

personal jinx 

when 2 people same the same thing at the same time, one person gets jinxed

Person #1 is "personal jinxed" when they say the same thing at the same exact time as Person #2. Person #2 then yells "JINX, PERSONAL JINX" to jinx Person #1. Then, Person #1 cannot speak until Person #2 says their name.

personal jinx by lee money July 21, 2008

personal Jesus 

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.

1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...

personal Jesus by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

personal jacket

A jacket worn by an independent person to differentiate themselves from the mainstream. The opposite is a team jacket, or any other jacket that is commonly worn by the masses.

Brad: I can't find my personal jacket.
Phil: It's time to go, here, just use this Seahawks jacket.
Brad: No man! That's a team jacket, I need my personal jacket.

personal jacket by ncig November 21, 2018

Personal Jurisdiction 

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

Personal Jurisdiction by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011