Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

pretension of hipsters 

Like an ostentation of peacocks, a murder of crows, or a parliament of owls, a pretension of hipsters is a simple and elegant term for a grouping of one of the more annoying self-referential and self-satisfied demographics in the history of demographics. Pretensions of hipsters can be found combing through old record stores in search of vinyl, hitting cool overpriced urban thrift stores, hanging for hours at local coffee shops, and, either performing in, or standing in line to listen to, a band of other hipsters with unfortunate facial hair, playing quasi-folky/blue grass inspired, unidentifiable something or other. There will be a banjo player.

Although pretensions of hipsters set up residence in cool and edgy neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and San Francisco's Mission District, where they can be spotted unabashedly overstating their cultural significance, they will have most likely arrived, trust funds in tow, during the second or third wave of gentrification, well after the hard-core artists have done the difficult work of staking out a claim in a relatively inexpensive if shady neighborhood, with no coffee shops, just delis and bodegas, with burnt coffee to go.

"Look honey, a pretension of hipsters just arrived in our neighborhood."
"Glad I didn't throw out my stove pipe hat."

pretension of hipsters by AngWS0522 April 30, 2014

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

Perfessional by Will883 October 7, 2021

perversion excursion 

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

perversion excursion by j caviston April 15, 2008

Peension 

Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time.

It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension.

Peension by Pure Evil665 March 16, 2009

Perversion Diversion 

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

Perversion Diversion by Man from Monty February 28, 2010