Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014