In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 21, 2011