The buff guys whomst job is to stand in the back of the room moistening the panties of the rest of the band. This is of course when they aren't sleeping or watching Netflix behind the bass drum. Mr fitz is noticebly biased against him because he isn't mentally capable of understanding the ways of the double stroke roll like the superior percussionists are.
Fitz: it's "drag, drag, drag flam flam"
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again
by CatastropheCSGO March 14, 2017
PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!
PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.
PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.
PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.
PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.
by SketchyBee January 2, 2020
A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.
by Adman12 September 7, 2005
a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they've probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and "doesn't have time for a girlfriend." all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don't care either.
"OMG did you hear that Sydney is a girl percussionist."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."
by chickenwing008 March 25, 2011
Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.
I hate being a middle school percussionist
by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021