Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh

RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.

Peaches and cream by musclepig October 20, 2016

peaches and plums 

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

peaches and plums by preserum February 25, 2019

Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Playing Peaches 

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.

"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."

Playing Peaches by Eugene Arthur Mamet January 3, 2009

oh peaches 

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

oh peaches by J2220 April 4, 2008

Canning Peaches 

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

Canning Peaches by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014