Pepto Bismol 

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

Pepto Bismol by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

Pepto Bismopolitan

Pepto Bismol and Jim Bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 Remake Cape Fear of the similarly titled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a Dave Chapelle hosted episode of SNL

The two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won't mix therefor leaving Them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink Cadillac.

Recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey glass for instance

Pepto Bismol, any amount.
Cheap Whiskey, any mount.

Directions:
grab container
add Pepto add Whiskey

if tasting bad add More whiskey
If tasting worse
Add more whiskey

enjoy.

Yeah, I'll be having a Pepto Bismopolitan, As i'm having the turboshits and a desire for drunkness

Pepto Bismopolitan by NotTimothyDalton November 13, 2016

pepto-bismol 

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^

I need some pepto-bismol.

pepto-bismol by Shervin Mobasseri June 2, 2004

Pepto Bismol 

A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.

"Eew! Is that girl wearing a pink track suit? She looks like pepto bismol!"

Pepto Bismol by 11:43 May 14, 2005

pepto bismol pink 

the color of a girls coochie

is it pepto bismol pink?

pepto bismol pink by bennyboy3500 February 10, 2023

pepto-bismol 

When your vomiting up blood and having explosive dihheria count on pepto bismol!!!

John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*

Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.

pepto-bismol by Turd August 25, 2004

Pepto Bismol Suppository 

Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.

His cock was so big and I was horny I told him to give me Pepto Bismol Suppository.

Pepto Bismol Suppository by ShRek tHe MiGhTy OgRe LoRd December 8, 2014