Pephalist

A Pephalist is an older man or woman who enjoys the bounty of a youngin. They enjoy the thrill of the chase and the taste of their blood, wherever it may emit.

Be wary of the pephalist, as he/she also has the power to devour your soul. It's pretty ridiculous. Not gonna lie.
The most notable example of a Pephalist in modern society is the Zizek vs Navrotski case of 2008. In a heated battle, the two combined forces to rid the Greater Toronto area of all its young purity. Zizek heading the 18-23 age group, with Navrotski in the back heading the infant-13 catagory. In the end, Zizek won by a landslide. The GTA's barely legal youth have never been the same.
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Wow, that guy sure is a pephalist!

Man, Karl's always picking up preteens. What a pephalist

Pephalist by trulyetienne January 20, 2009

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Pephalist

The most notable example of a Pephalist in modern society is the Zizek vs Navrotski case of 2008. In a heated battle, the two combined forces to rid the Greater Toronto area of all its young purity. Zizek heading the 18-23 age group, with Navrotski in the back heading the infant-13 catagory. In the end, Zizek won by a landslide. The GTA's barely legal youth have never been the same.

Pephalist by pepha-ware January 20, 2009

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Pephalist • Pechelist • pedophalistic • pessalistic

Pechelist

Raul Anca.

P1: Vai, da cine i pechelistu ăla?
P2: Cum, nu il stii? Raul Anca

Pechelist by Happybitchjuice March 13, 2021

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pessalistic

Making mad hott romance and leaving pink rose petals on the ground while eating any form of cheesy food and being horny.It can also mean killing the spawn of Bill Cosby or seamonkeys.

I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.

My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.

pessalistic by alicia and paula June 12, 2005

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pedophalistic

Adjective
When someone is talking to someone younger knowing their age they are described as pedophalistic

Tom: you’re young but peng
Hannah: ew you’re moving bare pedophalistic fam

pedophalistic by kfazed July 31, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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