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Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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Hit them long and straight; like my penache!
Penache by KGMSquared April 20, 2017

oso de peluche 

Yo soy un oso de peluche.
(I am a teddy bear)
oso de peluche by Zac Beaumont April 14, 2004

penchentable 

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable
hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable
Often referred to as KingPeuche, the legendary Beat Saber mapper that mapped the first entire feature length movie in history for a rhythm game. In the quiet moments of the coldest nights, tales can be heard of KingPeuche as people gather close to the hearth and tell stories of his legendary achievements.
Have you watched that new Shrek movie? Yeah, but it's really boring without KingPeuche's touch.
Peuche by TheLesserGatsby August 23, 2018

Penchester United 

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls
Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

Penachew 

The stage name used by Pokemon's Pikachu after he grew up and started making hentai movies.
Hentai Guy: Penachew was really hot when he sucked off that chick in Loaded Cartoon Cock XXI!
Penachew by RedBlade March 18, 2009