Penske File 

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.

Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"

Penske File by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011

penske file 

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."

penske file by gregg schultz March 12, 2004

Roger Penske 

Billionaire owner of Penske Corporation and Penske Racing. Mr. Penske is highly regarded for his meticulous, old school approach to everything he does. Nicknamed "The Captain" by those close to him in the racing world.

Roger Penske is legendary in the world of racing. I see Roger Penske's Penske Truck Rental trucks everywhere I go. Did Roger Penske's driver win the Indy 500 this year?

Roger Penske by needtoknowbasis November 11, 2013

pensieve 

When you pull out of a girl, as you are about to cum, and then discharge your jizz from your wand into her belly button creating a mystical pool of memory and experience, similar to that of Dumbledore's Pensieve.

I don't like to cum inside girls, i like to execute the pensieve.

The other day i was having a wank and i came so hard i pensieved myself.

pensieve by Cram Edward January 22, 2017

Penskied 

A business term used to describe someone who has been shafted or fucked over by their superiors due to poor worth ethic or the fact that they hate you. It typically means you are on the way out or have been put on 'special projects' until you eventually leave of your own accord.

George has been Penskied because his boss thinks he's an absolute dick.

Penskied by Aiden Summerford August 1, 2019

Penski File 

It references an episode of Seinfeld where George showed up to a job that he wasn't sure he was hired for. He moves into the small office and was told to work on the Penski File. He was not sure what he was supposed to do so he did nothing. It is used when you are at work with nothing to do.

Jim: Hey Tom! What are you doing?

Tom: I'm just here at my desk working on the Penski File.

Penski File by CaptainThule117 March 18, 2011

penski 

Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.

No Penski, put your wang away!

penski by Emzay October 17, 2004