Penage 

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

Penage by antibugs November 30, 2021

pentagenarian 

humanoid between 50 and just-shy-of 60

I've got the body of a pentagenarian, but the mind of an irresponsible 19-year-old!

pentagenarian by Turnip Trucker August 29, 2009

Penrage

The term used to describe what happens when recruitment consultants 'flip the fuck out'.

Damn, look at Simon. He's flipped out and gone into a major 'Penrage'.

Penrage by The Recruitment Mole October 22, 2012

Peenage 

pwnage mixed with the word penis

That game was major peenage

Peenage by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006

punnage 

Used with reference to a comment or phrase that made excellent use of pun.

That was extreme punnage, man.

punnage by JediHobbes August 16, 2004

Penage 

Penage is a form of erotic massage where the woman grinds the man’s penis with her rear end. In other words she jacks him off with her ass.

She gave me a Penage that was so good I came in a minute

Penage by Louis Grimaldi September 20, 2018

Penage 

Size (or lack thereof) of a penis

He possessed massive penage. (or) His lack of penage was laughable.

Penage by noapologies February 26, 2003