Penis Job 

When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.

Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!

Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.

Penis Job by Richard Nasty November 23, 2009

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

penisjocky by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

Penismobile 

A car so stupid that it makes you look like a penis while driving it.

Ford Escort, Smart Car, Hyundai Accent etc.

Tema drove the penismobile to school today. Gosh that Ford Escort makes him look like such a penis!

Penismobile by Suzuki96 October 3, 2011

penismobile 

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

penismobile by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

Penisjockey 

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.

When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey

Penisjockey by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008