penis tricks 

The act of using the penis and/or balls to form different animals or objects. Some common tricks are the goat, bat wing, rat brain, and bubble gum.

Want to see some penis tricks

penis tricks by A-Dog69 February 28, 2014

Dollar Penis Trick 

A trick performed by a well-endowed male where a dollar bill is picked up off of a table or other flat surface entirely with the penis in a grabbing-like motion that resembles the flexibility of an elephant trunk.

Hey, did you see that stripper pick up that dollar off of the stage? He is truly a master of the dollar penis trick!

Dollar Penis Trick by Richard "Dick" Slinger October 31, 2012

penis trickle 

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

penis trickle by Disco D August 31, 2015

penis trickle 

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

penis trickle by Disco D August 31, 2015

Penistricken 

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

Penistricken by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008