Penis Sandwich 

A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.

Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich

Penis Sandwich by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008

Penis Sandwhich 

What I just told my bitch to go eat

Wife: Honey, I think its your turn to do the dishes.

You: Bitch I think its your turn to go eat a penis sandwhich!

Penis Sandwhich by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Penis Sandwich 

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

Penis Sandwich by A vag salad December 26, 2024

Give That Penis a Sandwich 

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

Give That Penis a Sandwich by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch by Overweight Vampire September 5, 2011

Penis-Butter Sandwich 

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

Penis-Butter Sandwich by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

Penis Butter Sandwich 

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020