when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 19, 2015
when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 19, 2015
A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.
*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....
Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.
*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".
Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....
Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.
*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".
Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
your moms penis
by slimshadey January 16, 2010
Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.
by mike112983 November 5, 2008
1 Your moms penis is a sexy kinky litle term for sex and fun
2 A ,,insolt,, but its more of a joke or someting you will find on 4chan by internet weebs
3 Its a great joke/prank if people dont expect it
4 Good combos with dezz nuts or your mama jokes.
2 A ,,insolt,, but its more of a joke or someting you will find on 4chan by internet weebs
3 Its a great joke/prank if people dont expect it
4 Good combos with dezz nuts or your mama jokes.
1 You :Hey I fould this hot girl the oter day
Afro american : Really?Whats her name?
You:Your mothers penis
2Ilian:Do you want a CD?
Cris:Yea why not?
Ilian:See dezz nuts,on top of your moms penis.
Afro american : Really?Whats her name?
You:Your mothers penis
2Ilian:Do you want a CD?
Cris:Yea why not?
Ilian:See dezz nuts,on top of your moms penis.
by MLGPRO360NOSOPEUMOMNUBNXYZSWEG March 15, 2017
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