penis flap 

A penis flap is the pouchy thing on your sweatshirt or backpack. Penis flaps enjoy being stroked and having sex. =)

My penis flap wants to rape a hairy beast!! :o

penis flap by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005

Penis Flapper 

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

Penis Flapper by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

penis flapping 

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter

I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!

penis flapping by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014

Penisfrappler 

noun: one who engages in penisfrappling

noun: One who enjoys penisfrapple

noun: someone who needs more penisfrapple

Did you see the amount of penisfrapple that penisfrappler penisfrappled? Unbelievable!

Penisfrappler by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

penisflapper 

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.

"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."

penisflapper by amir69 April 13, 2010

Penisflake 

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

Penisflake by seb2006 April 30, 2014

penisfrapple

of or pertaining to some abstact nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

Brad Childress could not coach the Vikings effectively because of his lack of penisfrapple.

penisfrapple by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010