penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019