The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 14, 2010
by servoisgod September 27, 2008
by Judge Santiago Burdon December 16, 2022
The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020