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pee boner 

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.
You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.
pee boner by slonob February 1, 2004

Pee-bombing 

When you really need to pee at a concert/festival and you search for a plastic cup and use your buddies as cover while you fill it up with warm pee. A pee-bomb is thrown in the opposite direction of your buddies when the beat drops.
- Bro, I really need to pee
- Ok, I’m covering you, go for a pee-bomb
- Thanks man
- No problem, I always help my friends at pee-bombing

pee body 

one who wets the bed and marinates in it and goes for days without bathing.
She got up for work after wetting the bed. She didnt even take a bath. She now has a pee body.
pee body by carrie1234 May 18, 2007

pee bottle

A Bottle of Pee. Any kind of bottle , you may pee in.
Usually made to be drank by another for prank or thrown as a bomb.
Anthony: Pisses in the bottle
Anthony: Asks a friend if he wants orange juice.
Friend: Yes.
Friend: drinks the orange juice.

The Pee bottle was filled with guzzling Yellow Unhealthy Jizz.
pee bottle by Andy Phouphayry November 28, 2005

Pee Boner 

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.
Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner
Pee Boner by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019
1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.
"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"
Pee Bob by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018