| 1. | Pee-22 | ||
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Similar to a catch 22 but with peeing. Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood. If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing. The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first. "The other day I had a pee-22 situation. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of my grandmother jumping on a trampoline so that I can piss"
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| 2. | Pee Pussy | ||
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An immature girl, only biologically an adult. Implies that she has not learned to keep herself clean, thus her pussy probably smells like pee, and not worth your effort. Characterized by giggling when being courted, asking inane questions about sex, using way too many emoticons, and general incompetence with adult concepts. She's usually hnnng level adorable, which makes finding out she's a Pee Pussy so very heartbreaking. Her pussy might also smell like pee. Guy 1 "I was flirting with her and she just giggled and had a stupid look on her face."
Guy 2 "Oh, wow, she might be a Pee Pussy" Guy 1 "Then we were cuddling, I try to start fooling around and anywhere I touch her is ticklish and she can't stop laughing. Shes 22 for fuck's sake!" Guy 2 "Yeah man, she's a total Pee Pussy, get out while you still can!" |
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| 3. | Make It Rain | ||
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What happens when men between the ages of 16-22 fall asleep (or pass out of course) after a night of drinking heavily. Men can "Make It Rain" in many different places including beds, couches, cars, floors, the Sigma Chi fraternity of Alpha Xi, etc. Joe: Hey Danny, whatd u do last night?
Danny: Oh, just made it rain. Joe: Oh, who'd you pour champagne on? Danny: I didn't pour champagne on anyone. Joe: Then how did you make it rain? Danny: Lets just say I had an accident last night. Joe: Ohhhhh, well in that case, I guess I made it rain last night too. |
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| 4. | Alimeno P | ||
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(Noun)- the 12th letter of the English language alphabet. i.e. H I J K Alimeno P etc.
jon- who needs 26 letters when you can have 22? less to remember. that's my motto jay- wow jon, your Awesomocity meter just rose 2 points!! jon- yea! I'm no longer NEGATIVE! |
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| 5. | Penis Slogan | ||
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Penis Slogan: {pee-nis sloh-guhn} (N.) Any original slogan, phrase, or aspect of pop culture that has been tweaked and modified, carefully inserting the Penis, to create a satisfying new rendition of the original. Some Penis Slogans:
1. It's one small step for man... One giant Penis for mankind 2. Capital One, whats in your Penis? 3. The 40 Year Old Penis 4. Penis, It’s what’s for dinner! 5. The Good, the Bad, and the Penis 6. Sprite. Obey your Penis. 7. To Penis or not to Penis? That's the question. 8. Give me Penis, or give me death! 9. I swear to give the Penis, the whole Penis, and nothing but the Penis. 10. Honey I shrunk the Penis! 11. A Penis a day keeps the doctor away! 12. Papa John’s: Better ingredients, better Penis 13. James and the Giant Penis. 14. Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Penis! 15. Snow white and the seven Penises 16. Where's the cream filling? Penis, now that's the stuff 17. Skittles - taste the Penis 18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Penis? 19. Subway, eat Penis! 20. I’m Cuckoo for Coco-Penis! 21. There is no wrong way, to eat a Penis. 22. Think outside the Penis 23. White Penis: What you Crave! 24. America's next top Penis. 25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis 26. Like a good neighbor, Penis is there. 27. You can’t catch me lucky Penis! 28. Pay no attention to the man behind the Penis! 29. Ask not what your Penis can do for you-- ask what you can do for your Penis. |
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| 6. | xxsuperduck84xx | ||
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A creepy kid with 6 inch nipple hairs, squeeky voice wont hit purberty until hes 22. has a chode. 1inch penis. very fat has lots of jelly rolls. sucks at sports. has 3 nipples. has moobs moobs= man boobs. has never had a girl friend. like to squeeze other man boobs. and his own. did you see that xxsuperduck84xx .... yesterday he squeezed my grandfathers tits.
ewwww pee on him. |
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| 7. | penis failure | ||
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an example of vandalism to Wikipedia. On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.
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