Eyeglasses that make the wearer appear to be a pedophile. Typically 1980s-style glasses with large lenses. When worn in conjunction with a pedostache, the full pedophile appearance is accomplished. Coined by Lobstr on the website Gawker in a post showing a pedophile wearing said glasses.
Check out the pedofocals of the guy sitting over there in the windowless van by the park... what's he up to, exactly?
by zeygood July 06, 2012