A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!
Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!
by Depressed Schmeat Stick 8 September 08, 2020
When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 01, 2024