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1 A whiney ass little bitch who intentionally breaks his own foot just to get out of a deployment. 2 A 31 year old man who cries in front of his coworkers when he is yelled at by his NCO. 3 Sorry excuse for a soldier.
They didn't let me take leave when i wanted to, so i'm just gonna pull a PAULHAMUS.
by p0is0ndeath September 20, 2010
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