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a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"
by hphphp November 24, 2009