patronizing

To speak to someone with apparent kindness, but with hidden sarcasm, or a hidden insult.

"Your SO good with everything, Abby, " said Trisha. That is patronizing.

patronizing by Hemera 🌺 January 8, 2015

pattoning 

The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.

Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"

pattoning by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011

patroning 

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

patroning by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

tonsil patroling 

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

tonsil patroling by lz da prince June 6, 2009

patronise

Treat condescendingly, look down on, humiliate

she said "you're very smart" yet she got better grades than I did. I replied: "Don't patronise me!"

patronise by Viwe January 6, 2016

Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

Patronin' by One Rho March 23, 2008

Patronising retard 

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way

man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

Patronising retard by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020