Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling the Mojave by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Patollertonism 

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.

"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"

Patollertonism by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

patelling you 

the act of patels informing or telling other actuallys

actually Mr. Patel was patelling me what he saw in the patellevision on channel 5 he was wandering... ordordorrdoorr prt prrt prrtt, i actually don't know why i'm patelling you this, it is irrelivent

patelling you by mr actually April 4, 2012

patolicious 

yummy bed buddy, but NOT a replacement.

I ruffled his tail feathers last night, he was patolicious!

patolicious by The Seaner October 29, 2007

patrolling the high seas 

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

patrolling the high seas by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

PaTrolling 

When your parents are peeking from behind the door, or entering your room on the least situtation you wanted to be discovered doing.

I won't open that link there is some PaTrolling going around over here.

PaTrolling by Voikiller August 16, 2012