During a one night standon holiday she said "I want it on the patio" but I didn't hear her properly and heard "I want it in the batty hole". Batty hole is a term for arse hole used by Ali G (Britsh comic character).
"I'm gonna fill her patio" "I'll tear up her patio later"
by Chris Rhys January 13, 2008
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A guy with a very loud, uncontrollable laughter from Houston that consumes more then enough alocohol in one night; enough to pass out on the patio of someone elses house.
When John passed out on the patio that one time at Toms party, he became Patio!!!
by Patio October 5, 2004
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1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.
by yon sved December 3, 2003
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Patio Pull is the term used to describe a female who is seduced into coming on to ones patio for a drink while attempting to walk by. The term patio pull originated in Newport Beach, CA circa 2008 and was made famous by the large number of girls walking up and down the Balboa Peninsula. Balboa Boulevard and Ocean Front Street are two of the best places to find quality Patio Pulls.

Patio Pulls range in all ages but typically are 21-35 years in age and often times are visiting or on vacation. It is proper etiquette not to "Pull" anything that appears to be under 21. The average volume of Patio Pulls is highest June through August but has been know to swell in the September and October months as well.
Jackie just could not resist the urge to come in and have just one cold beer thus becoming a Patio Pull.
by Mr. Balboa July 28, 2010
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He had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) - some people never figure out how they ruin their patio pissers.
by hate-chav-neighbours December 24, 2008
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One story residences, usually built on a concrete slab. Often billed as "Condominiums" they are built in pairs with the garages towards the middle.
Many elderly people live in patio homes.

Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.

Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.

Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.

Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.
by DXR57MK4W817 June 21, 2008
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The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
by froggy49 April 19, 2009
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