Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Patchett's laugh 

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

Patchett's laugh by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

patchen 

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

patchen by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

patchen 

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

patchen by andypandy123 May 9, 2007

Catchment (kashmir) 

Catchment is a kashmiri traditional locally known as "thaf". It involves the marrying families having their progeny greet and tie the knot usually with a ring.

Nahal just tied the knot. Her catchment (kashmir) r was a few days ago.

Catchment (kashmir) by Edgelord6969420420 September 30, 2020