Patagucci 

Based on the brand Patagonia, a word used to describe their (arguably) overpriced clothing brand that is meant for outdoor activities, and is very useful and effective for such. Although many people still wear it for camping, hiking, and such, it has been largely taken over by people in Finance/Medicine/Computer Science who have recently landed high-paying jobs. Many companies also provide their jackets/vests or other clothing with their logos to their employees. Due to this, it has become a known unwritten uniform to many company's employees.

Example 1:

Man, I just got a bag of stuff for landing a job at (insert big finance firm/hospital/Tech Company)! Hmm, I got a folder with some brochures, some crappy pens, a yeti mug with the company logo on it, and a Patagucci vest. Time to wear it 24/7, at work or in public!

Patagucci by TriBeCaBoy56 May 20, 2021

patagucci 

The finest, chicest brand of outdoor gear available. It's prices reflect the chic nature, urban-outdoor friendliness and fabulous color schemes that Yvon Chouinard's Patagonia company produces. A fave among the yoga-girl set. They are really nice clothes. Look for the web special on the site.

My Solar Green White Smoke Patagucci jacket keeps me safe and protected from the elements when I stride out every morning to walk the dog.

patagucci by Cmackg October 20, 2005

Patagucci 

The ugliest fucking thing in the store, but as long as it says Patagonia on it, it’s fucking rad.

Yo, I picked up some fresh patagucci today. I got a trucker hat, a Synchilla, and purple baggies. Also, I got some chacos.

Patagucci by outdoorbore July 7, 2018

palaguachi 

Palaguachi is a very epic name mostly for boys and is way better at game ending then other people with out the last name and the name sounds way better then Herrera.

Man palaguachi is so epic

palaguachi by Franklin palaguachi March 30, 2019

patachi 

Patachi- is basically slow cookin’ the box by alternating between slow stiff-jab strokes & rapid fire lightning strokes over the course of 3 hours in 3 positions: 1) her legs in the air 2) flat on her stomach & 3) behind her on her side bear hug strokes!..the end result will be patachi which is a term meaning pulverizing something into instant mash potatoes.

She toooted dat thing up on me so I had to make patachi!

patachi by Dreadykruger October 8, 2022

patachi 

Patachi - is basically pulverizing the box into instant mashed potatoes over the course of 30 minutes etc. when you in a rush to get somewhere but don’t wanna pass up a Baddy. So in 3 key positions 1. Flat on her stomach givin’ her slow stiff-jab strokes, 2. Throwin’ her legs in the air & guttin’ it out, & 3. Get behind her on her side & give her lightning speed bear hug strokes. The end result will be patachi.

She tooted dat thing up on me so I had to make patachi!

patachi by Dreadykruger October 8, 2022