park water 

Coined by Garrett Jackson and Harrison Chase. Used to describe a drink that is nappy. Inspired by the disgusting water fountains at public parks.

"Sup bro! Grab a natty ice!"

"Natty Ice? That's fucking park water man, I brought Great White."

park water by Cut to the Chase December 4, 2009

water park wet 

The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.

Blain got that girl water park wet!!

water park wet by The hung October 23, 2013

Water Park Creep 

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

Water Park Creep by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Water Park Girl 

If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend

Todd: Daaaaamn, Britney is sooooo hot bro
Damian: Nah bruh, she a water park girl
Todd: Whats that mean?
Damian: It mean stay away

Water Park Girl by Cobi June 19, 2016

ghetto water park 

Letting the water out of the fire hydrant on your block on a hot summer day as a means of cooling off. This is often done in poor urban "ghetto" areas because nobody in the projects wants to spend 20 bucks to go to great america or six flags or wherever.

Fred: It's really hot out, you wanna go to raging waters?

Tom: Naw, I don't have any money and I've got a better idea.

*Opens fire hydrant*

Fred: Woot! A ghetto water park!

ghetto water park by AK_CALI January 6, 2012

chunky water park 

when someone puts a tube filled with a shaven hamster into another persons asshole and then vomits into the tube.

i totally gave that hooker a chunky water park

chunky water park by chef bizzatchi October 29, 2011

Backrock Water Park

When you’re in a public place late at night after any potential bathrooms are no longer available to you, so in desperation you end up peeing on a brick wall or other property. This spot effectively becomes your backrock water park and you’ll never be able to walk past it again without thinking back.

I won't go to Edmonton's any more. Too many people I know have at one point or another used it as a backrock water park.

Backrock Water Park by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010