Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world
Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "