the parfait

When you ejaculate on a partner's chest and dip your balls into it so your partner can suck the cum off your balls

The parfait the milk guy gave me last night was wild. I still think I have bits in my teeth!

by Bane? December 25, 2016

snow parfait

An abundance of cocaine. Similar to a yogurt parfait.

Jennifer treated herself to a snow parfait last night. She was out of control.

by fiocati November 19, 2020

Peanut Buster Parfait

A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on

Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after

by CarrollCarpenter October 3, 2020

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato May 31, 2012

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021