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1. a rare form of half cling-on half parakeet.
known for it's talons resembling human hands. It also has a man-like face with a small mustache looking upper tooth used for cracking piggy banks.

2. a nagging woman.

3. baseball shoes.
"Excuse me Mr. Kimple, but your paracleat gives better massages than you do!"

She was a paracleat, and he wanted nothing to do with her.

"Grab your paracleats, gentlemen!"
by Dafigliao February 04, 2010