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when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face
dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
by Alan September 29, 2003
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billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.
billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down
by pussywacker May 04, 2011
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When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it
man you got a great toke off that parachute
by Pothead January 13, 2005
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Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...














by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.
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When after sex a man needs to drop a load the woman pulls on the scrotum of the man like opening a parachute to signal the male to shit on her chest
Oh honey thanks for the great head, but I really need to shit can you pull my parachute
by Jump master veroni January 18, 2010
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simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit
Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.
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