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poppadum sock 

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.
"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"
poppadum sock by danny_kc December 29, 2008
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Poppadum 

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.
Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.
Poppadum by Flexster September 29, 2008

poppadum 

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.
Joe Smith is such a Poppadum
poppadum by Simon April 2, 2005

pippadum 

the best prata man and the definition of mafia boss
person a: is that pippadum?

person b: oh, we better run before he calls his mafia
pippadum by hellohiwareyou April 20, 2021
another name for bitches. These typa bitches are always fake asf and they dont have any real friends. they betray u when u least expect it and are such huge snitches. they can ruin ur life so always be careful what u say to them

They cant keep secrets and will lie about you to others too.
they are the most unloyal people in the world and if you ever trust a papadum then u have done wrong and youll regret it for the rest of ur life (speaking from experience).

be careful and never be-friend a papadum!!
PAPADUM RUINED MY LIFE SHE SPILLED ALL MY SECRETS UGH I HATE HER!!!

PAPADUM IS A BITCH
Papadum by Mommymitsuri May 31, 2023
Group of 14 mf fitties which make their school way better then it actually is, only people in their grade who know how to take a joke

Jokes aside - if ur a ex civilian of papadum you actually need to get a life, there’s a reason you’re an EX you stuck up peices of shit #suspensionsarenotcool #takeajoke
Omg I wish I was in papadum my groups so lame compared to them
Papadum by papaslay December 12, 2023