paper pimp 

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

paper pimp by boggler September 23, 2005

Paper Bag Pimp 

Paper bag pimp..a guy that goes around getting with ugly girls...or puts a paper bag on the girl and rides the bitch

my mate rob..he's a str8 Paper Bag Pimp..gets with all the ugly girls..like when he g0t with the girl that lookd like a man n he just goes.."ima str8 PbP so its allgood"

Paper Bag Pimp by James Skipper October 10, 2006

pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle

The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!

pimp paper by CubanDonk February 20, 2015