Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017
Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus
by Altirix March 21, 2020
If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 14, 2020
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020