by Rubyien March 15, 2020
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020
Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009
by Why Bother February 20, 2006
by PotatoChickenman March 22, 2020
Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
by TheRealHi April 9, 2020