panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.

Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.

by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019

Panties

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.

"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."

by SlimCharly October 24, 2018

panties

One step from heaven

Boy: -ahem-
Girl: fine -takes off her panties-
Boy: ;D

by cookingpig November 28, 2011

panty

A fag. Especially when told to do something and they say no.

Simon- Come cruise wit us Koa, we can get all the chicks and then smoke some batu later.
Koa- Nah I dont do drugs.
Simon- You Fucking Panty!

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

panties

the perverts term for knickers.. or bloomers.

"that 2 year olds wearing some nice panties" remarked paul to pete

by Nana March 27, 2005

no panties

an extremely lame, jerky guy that wears tight pants and no underwear.

No Panties- "make yourself useful and make me a sandwich."
Kitty Kat- "do it yourself, you're a big boy."
No Panties- "lame."
Kitty Kat- " : / thanks."

by kkkkkkaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt February 12, 2008

panties

The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable.

The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.

I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!

by The Never Ending Penis May 14, 2011