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Mists of Pandaria 

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.
John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?
Mists of Pandaria by BovineScat September 12, 2012

Oh you are far too generous Pondarian 

What you say when Pondarian is being far too generous or when he brings Xandarian snails.
Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"

Pandanian 

A condition or part of your heritage that relates you to pandas
Wow, that guy must be pandanian, he looks just like a panda!
Pandanian by I am a Penguin October 15, 2010

padaria Santo António 

The mystical place where the portuguese q3 l33ts have lunch. It is located at R. Silva Brinco, at S.Mamede de Infesta, Portugal.
The cakes made in Padaria Santo António seem to have a potion of l33tn3ss.
Padaria/Pastelaria/Confeitaria Santo António kicks ass.
padaria Santo António by ze boda January 19, 2004

pandarama 

Basically a shit ton of pandas having a hardcore dizzy slap boxing match. It's fuckin rad.
"Bro did you see Thomas in the pandarama. He fuckin rekt Alfred. Alfred is a faggot though.

pandarific 

A term used by panda lovers thats means awesome,terrific,sweet.
Frank-Did you see smallville last night?

Leah- Yeh it was pandarific!
pandarific by T Masta H December 28, 2005

pandarilla 

Pandarilla’s range in size from nine feet tall to twelve feet tall. They are stockily built. Their faces, fur, and legs greatly resemble those of a bi-pedal panda’s, however their arms are long and strong, and their midsections are broad and heavy-built like a gorilla’s. Though their fur is always black and white, their eye colours range from a warm brown, to a cool grey. Their markings vary slightly from pandarilla to pandarilla, and frequent exposure to a single pandarilla will cause you to be able to tell them apart from the others. The females are typically larger, and are quite noticeably different from the males physically. Pandarilla’s typically wear woollen robes of neutral colours, and large wide brimmed hats.

Personality: Pandarilla’s are not personable, and typically live alone in huts, until mating season in the deep winter, where they immediately go south to find mates. Pandarilla’s live with their mothers until they come of age, then they leave to make their own huts.
wtf, I thought pandarilla was a girl, you mean hes really a 12 ft tall monster who could eat me?
pandarilla by ajvanadri (pandarilla) September 12, 2005