Sarah Palin

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

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Palang

Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.

Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.

Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

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Paling

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

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Pakoniggy

Half Pakistani, half black, all boss. You do not want to get in a fight with this species, they will wreck your shit up and then continue on to your hot sister.

Not only did I get my ass handed to me during Words with Friends, a pakoniggy also mugged me and took my watch! He was so attractive he caught me off guard.

Pakoniggy by Brown Wonder November 27, 2012

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Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

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President Palin

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

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PakLong

A Pakistani eraser brand, with the name adopted by Bollywood star Ajay Singh.

Paklong has returned from retirement.

PakLong by NimbusTheMan January 23, 2022

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