Palintology 

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

Palintology 

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.

A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.

Palintology by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Palintology 

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

Palintology by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Palintology 

A term used to describe the media coverage of why John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

I don't know about you, but I'm already sick of the Palintology on FOX News.

What are you studying? Palintology. Yeah, that $hit is hilarious!

Palintology by GO GREEN PARTY GO October 18, 2008

Palintologist 

The study of how the Sarah Palin works and acts in real society while it is clearly not in a fully functional state of mind.

"I cant belive after all the studying we did as palintologists, and she was still picked for VP."

Palintologist by Nimn March 17, 2009

palintologist 

A fan of monty python and the works of Michael Palin so furious in their fanaticism that they do little else but quote the programmes and travel to places where Mr. Palin has visited.

"where is steve?"
"ahh he's gone to tibet, the silly twat, you know he's a proper palintologist, he spent six months in a utopian future after he saw brazil"

palintologist by steve anuscake November 17, 2009

Palintology 

The study of why God hid dinosaur bones all over the earth 6000 years ago, advocated by Sarah Palin.

As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.

Palintology by Sean The King January 18, 2009