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Makka Pakka 

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".
SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!
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Makka Pakka 

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
Makka Pakka by Madie Lee June 28, 2020
A pakora is an individual who is clumsy and alouf. Always forgetful and getting themselves into sticky situations
Maria; have u remembered the tickets?

Hash; ouuu what tickets?

Maria; OH PAKORAAAA!
pakora by foopy August 17, 2010

Pakora sauce 

When engaging in unprotected sex with your lover while she is menstruating, the aftermath of mixed menstrual fluid/semen is known as "pakora sauce" due to it's uncanny resemblance to the tasty Indian accompaniment.
When she got out of bed, the pakora sauce was running down her legs
Pakora sauce by Jambolobo March 12, 2011

Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa 

person 1 "Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa"
person 2 "damn no need to be political"
A term of endearment, or a nick name for a child.
My little Pakooka Girl was the star of her first grade play!
Pakooka by Freakachu99 January 25, 2011