A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.
by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006
Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.
by whorebageriser March 16, 2010
by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020
An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.
Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
by UpperCanadianCanvas October 13, 2009
by nartoff August 23, 2003
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 13, 2017
by Yuxne November 30, 2019