Primus sucks 

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.

WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight

Primus sucks by Rageris January 21, 2009

Paicus 

Munyaradzi William Marufu (born 6 June 2003), known professionally as Paicus , is a YouTube rapper, songwriter, record producer and internet personality. He is best known for his debut single "New Kid".

Paicus is a YouTube rapper.

Paicus by Paicusfanboy13 June 3, 2019

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

primus moment 

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated

i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands

primus moment by l0lm4tt August 31, 2010

Primus 

An alternative rock band famous for the song TOO MANY PUPPIES

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.

Too many puppies are trained not to bark.

At the sight of blood that must be spilled

so that we may maintain our oil fields. primus rules all

Primus by biblical scholar July 7, 2010

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

Primus 

Primus Sucks!

Suck on this!

Primus

Primus by JH in Missouri October 17, 2008