pahrumpian 

A person from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such as; toenail clippers, razor blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every month, driving 1980's model cars that are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such as hot dogs.

Don't be feel bad about missing the sale Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anything anyways.

pahrumpian by mramazing May 15, 2014

Pahrump 

1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.

Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.

Pahrump by Cunningest Linguist December 13, 2006

pahrump 

a town in Nevada, we it consists of asses with no life who try to be scene with there gay 2K on my space.

omg i live in pahrump look at my pitiful 1K and my hair omg.

pahrump by pahrumpian September 30, 2007

Pahrump 

Pahrump is a small town in southern Nevada. In 2011 it unofficially became a subdivision of southern California and is subsequently flooded by liberal quacks and animal obsessors. In Pahrump pets are valued over human life. Especially children. These obsessors have a mental illness that makes them need to sexually act out with animals. So much so it is also a form of currency in Pahrump.

Man: Yeah I'll get a pack of Marlboro red 100s.

Woman: Ok I can do that in exchange for a picture of your dogs genitals.

Man: Yep no problem I always have one on me.

Another example:

(Leaves dog in air conditioned car)
Animal abuse! Kill the POS!!
(Leaves kid in air conditioned car)
Calm down everybody the kid is alive!

Man: Yeah I'll get a pack of Marlboro red 100s.

Woman: Ok I can do that in exchange for a picture of your dogs genitals.

Man: Yep no problem I always have one on me. It's the Pahrump way!

Pahrump by NunChucksnStarBucks August 19, 2017

pahro 

what engineer calls pyro

allistair : pahro
rob : shut the fuck up i swear to fuckinh god

pahro by rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 22, 2023