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Paddle Slap 

To be slapped with a paddle.

To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.

When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.

When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.

Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.

It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Paddle Slap by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Meaty puddle slapper 

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
Meaty puddle slapper by Afeps February 19, 2010

Puddle Slapper 

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

puddleslap 

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....
I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!
puddleslap by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026