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paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".
"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"
paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005
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zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.
"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"
zip zap paddywhack by KirkG February 21, 2008

paddywhack

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.
Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.

Paddywhack

Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.

zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
zip zap paddywhack by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008

paddleshack

I just got paddleshacked!
paddleshack by Creeker21 November 29, 2016

paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.
a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"
paddywhack by bentpin April 25, 2016