Pacific University 

A thoroughly average university lost somewhere in suburbia west of Portland, Oregon.

Nobody cares about the undergraduates at Pacific because their graduate programs are so amazing, so the puny College of Arts and Sciences is plagued by hangovers, dudes too lazy to shave, ugly chicks, cannibals, and bed bugs.

Somewhat notorious for having the worst football team imaginable, and the largest HawaiianFest (also termed Luau) this side of, well, Hawaii.

-Hmm... where should I go to college?

-How about Pacific University? They accept anybody.

Pacific University by beenthere_donethat April 20, 2011

Azusa Pacific University 

The second-largest Christian university in the U.S. Mostly made up of flannel wearing, long boarding, indie music listening, Africa loving, TOMS wearing or barefoot hipsters. There are twice as many girls and they are all trying to get their ring by spring.

Azusa Pacific University is where all the Christian, hipster, college kids go!

Azusa Pacific University by yagirlhere December 18, 2012

Seattle Pacific University 

This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise

This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others

The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football

The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to

Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians

6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU

Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring

There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented

SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program

"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"

Seattle Pacific University by SPU-er November 26, 2011

Azusa Pacific University 

Some refer to APU as another word for slave. Although some believe it is a University in Socal this also is the exact same definition as slave. Because they cannot win anything or be decent at life. Not only is it a place to go to be made fun of but it is a place to be less than proficient at: Education, Sports, Making Babies, Falling in Love, Driving, Intelligence, Being Classy, and Life in General.

Have you seen how awesome Biola is compared to Azusa Pacific University (APU)?

Yeah man. We are idiots for coming here.

Azusa Pacific University by Dr. Repertoire January 10, 2010

University of the Pacific 

University of the Pacific, also known as "Pacific" or "UoP", was founded in 1851. It is a small University in Stockton, CA. Pacific also has two graduate schools outside of Stockton: McGeorge School of Law located in Sacramento and Arthur A. Dugoni School of Dentistry located in San Francisco. The school colors are orange and black. The mascot is a tiger, and is predominately known as "Power Cat."

The main campus is in Stockton where it has it's undergraduate, graduate, and pharmacy schools. The Stockton campus is one of the most beautiful campuses on the West Coast, boasting exquisite brick buildings covered with ivy. The campus has an East Coast feel, yet it stands in the central valley of California. Pacific is nationally known for it's pre-pharm and pre-dentistry programs. Nevertheless, all of the programs at Pacific are prestigious. One of the many, include the Conservatory of Music, which was the first conservatory of music on the West Coast.

Students come to Pacific for small class sizes and friendly faculty. At Pacific, the individual is treated like one, and never as a number. Furthermore, Pacific depends mainly on it's Alumni, and they are very supportive of the University. The Pacific family is one of the best because they always look out for each other. Indeed, a Dean from the dental school once said, "While you are here only for a few years, you are an alumnus for life."

Student: I want to go to a small University that has small class sizes and great aesthetics.

Counselor: Have you considered going to University of the Pacific?

Student: Yeah, but does it have connections after you graduate?

Counselor: Indubitably.

University of the Pacific by quiteintriguing September 19, 2010